Zumbis à venda

Alguém (ou, provavelmente, alguma coisa) acaba de me oferecer uma rede de zumbis. Começou com uma mensagem do ICQ#387237962:

(02:20:01 AM) 387237962: x2 Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU 2.00GHz, 4.00GB RAM, ~1304kbit(163kb/sec) 11$
x2 Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz, 1GB RAM, ~952kbit(119kb/sec) 8$
AMD Sempron(tm) Processor 3400+ 2.00GHz, 960MB RAM, ~4704kbit(588kb/sec) 9$
Intel(R) Pentium(R) III 930MHz, 512MB RAM, ~2944kbit(368kb/sec) 8$
x4 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.20GHz, 3.50GB RAM, ~1976kbit(247kb/sec) 12$
x4 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.20GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~2248kbit(281kb/sec) 10$
x2 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.60GHz, 3.50GB RAM, ~4448kbit(556kb/sec) 13$
x8 Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU 1.60GHz, 1.99GB RAM, ~744kbit(93kb/sec) 10$
Intel(R) Pentium(R) III 1.00GHz, 512MB RAM, ~2752kbit(344kb/sec) 8$
x4 Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU 2.00GHz, 5.00GB RAM, ~680kbit(85kb/sec) 8$
x2 Intel(R) Pentium(R) D CPU 3.00GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~2400kbit(300kb/sec) 10$
x2 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 2.40GHz, 1.00GB RAM, ~2536kbit(317kb/sec) 9$
x4 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.40GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~1120kbit(140kb/sec) 9$
x4 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 2.33GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~2560kbit(320kb/sec) 9$
x2 Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU 2.13GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~4000kbit(500KB/sec) 10$
x8 Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.00GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~4456kbit(557kb/sec) 14$
AMD Athlon(TM) 64 Processor 3200 2.01GHz, 2.00GB RAM, ~1280kbit(160kb/sec) 9$
x2 Intel(R) Pentium(R) Dual CPU 2.00GHz, 0.99GB RAM, ~3000kbit(375kb/sec) 9$
x2 Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU 2.40GHz, 1.99GB RAM, ~3280kbit(410kb/sec) 11$
FOR MORE INFO: icq#330030300

E, falando com o icq#330030300, a parte realmente suculenta:

(07:28:52 AM) ricardob: what oss?
(07:29:42 AM) 330030300: win2003 server
(07:30:11 AM) ricardob: what can they be used for?
(07:30:42 AM) 330030300: you choose
(07:31:28 AM) ricardob: interesting...
(07:34:01 AM) ricardob: What software they have already installed?
(07:34:27 AM) 330030300: difirently
(07:35:04 AM) ricardob: DDoS?
(07:35:57 AM) ricardob: or are they better suited for mailings?
(07:36:01 AM) 330030300: aaa no, you will install what you need
(07:36:10 AM) ricardob: ah.. ok
(07:36:28 AM) 330030300: need server ?
(07:36:31 AM) ricardob: Are they on DSL/cable?
(07:36:46 AM) 330030300: i don't know
(07:37:15 AM) ricardob: ok. I will get back to you

Evidentemente, não vou comprar zumbis, nem dele, nem de ninguém, mas a idéia de que máquinas Windows 2003 estejam sendo "vendidas" assim é muito interessante. Eu sei que não é bonito eu falar mal do Windows em toda oportunidade, mas, se pelo menos eu tivesse menos delas seria mais fácil resistir.